"Even if you"re on the right track, you will still be run over if you just sit there..."

"A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy" - George Jean Nathan

"Doing nothing is very hard to do ... you never know when you"re finished." - Leslie Nielsen ^_^
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"The nature of the mind is like water...if you do not disturb it, it will become clear!"

"Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women"s denigration of themselves." - Betty Friedan

"This just in..."depression has hit its all time low" "

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity" Maximus Decimus Meridius

"dont cry because its over,smile because it happened"
by gabriel garcia marquez

"If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in" Dijkstra

..."Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning" Rich Cook

"There are two major=r products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don"t believe this to be a coincidence" Jeremy S. Anderson

"Software and cathedrals are much the same - first we build them, then we pray" Sam Redwine (awesome surname ^_^)

"I am rarely happier than when spending entire day programming my computer to perform automatically a task that it would otherwise take me a good ten seconds to do by hand" Douglas Adams

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools" Douglas Adams

"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accient. That"s where we come in; we"re computer professionals. We cause accidents" Nathaniel Borenstein

"It"s hard to read through a book on the principles of magic without glancing at the cover periodically to make sure it isn"t a book on software design" Bruice Tognazzini

"drink the pale drug of silece, and so beat sleep"s heavy measure" by georg meredith

"from perfect grief there need not be wisdom or even memory" by Dante Gabriel Rossetty